Made In the 80s?!

What is with those made in the 80s tshirts I see children wearing today.

Admittedly many of them were in fact 'made' in the 80s but they are too young to claim any kind of cultural capital from that decade....

no no my little ones you are the children of the 90s, the decade that style forgot.

If they were made in the 80s as they claim then why lord would we be seeing the return of fluoro?

Those of us that lived through it the first time would never want to see it inflicted on anyone again. Fluoro and its bastard love-child pastel fluoro must burn in hell for all eternity for they are the gateway through which other atrocities will be visited upon us.

If you want to see how right I am let me tell you that both hypercolour singlets and SCRUNCHIES are back in the stores.....

Yes a tshirt that lets everyone see how much you are sweating, despite liberal applications of deoderant and those weird hairties that look like a scarf but aren't (how tricksy) are back in fashion.

Sweet jesus save us!